Sungei Rd Laksa: A Vulgar Post About Laksa

It's time to review some laksa. Not just any laksa, motherfucking CHARCOAL laksa.

This modest coffeeshop at Jalan Berseh houses the best fucking laksa i've tasted so far, and trust me I've eaten alot of fucking laksas in my life. 

Don't let those fucking queue dividers intimidate you, nothing stands between me and my fucking laksa.

Sungei Rd Laksa needs no introduction, so why am i reviewing this? To tell you how much i fucking love it. It's one of the go to places when tourists ask about good recommendations for local delights. And what the fuck are you staring at random stranger? Never see food blogger before?

One of the reasons that makes their laksa so fucking good? Motherfucking charcoal that gives the gravy an additional smokey aroma. Each bowl is priced at $3, but the portion is tiny so just be a fucking man and order 10 bowls because you will return for more anyway. Unless you are a faggot, which is totally ok because i support the freedom to love. Yay, pinkdot!

Motherfucking Charcoal Laksa $3

Each bowl is served with only a fucking spoon and no chopsticks ala 'Katong Laksa' style. The fucking gravy is noticeably lighter and thinner than the usual laksa, but the flavour of the soup is anything but milder. The hae bi, lemakness from the coconut milk and fragrant curry spices are all waiting to punch your taste buds in the fucking face.

Despite the small serving, they are very generous with the cockles and fishcakes. Look at those fat cockles just waiting to explode in your fucking mouth. The noodles are al dente and give a springy bite, that is if you have not already uncontrollably slurped down the whole fucking bowl within seconds. 

8 / 10

The smell of burning banana leaves at the adjacent stall was too enticing for us to pass up. At $1 each, getting ourselves some otah was a no brainer.  

Otah $1

We honestly did not expect much from the otah but it was surprisingly good. Spicy, creamy fish custard that goes perfectly with the laksa.

7 / 10 

Still hungry because of that kid's meal portioned bowl of goodness? We were. So we headed to the nearby Berseh Food Centre to check out an old stall selling popiah.

Ping Ji Popiah may seem unassuming from the simple signboard, but rest assured each popiah is lovingly assembled by grandma's expert hands. 

Popiah $1.50

The sweet turnip was well accompanied by the spicy chili and chewy popiah skin. We also loved the added satisfying crunch from the beansprouts and crispy bits.

6 / 10

All in all, Sungei Rd Laksa is the best fucking laksa in the world and your opinions don't matter here. Just kidding, leave your comments if you think there are better laksa stalls that i should visit and review. Except 328 Katong laksa. Fuck that overpriced shit.

Total fuck count in this post: 20

Address: Blk 27 Jalan Berseh #01-100, 200027
Nearest MRT: 10-15 mins walk from Lavender EW11
Opening Hours: 9:30am to 5:00pm
Closed on Wednesdays 
(Fuck hungrygowhere and trust me on the opening hours)